10 things I discovered from dating an Australian

10 things I discovered from dating an Australian

It might be a culture thing or the complete “you constantly want everything you can’t have” thing, but We definitely love dating an Aussie.

I discovered just how US dudes take to to get girls was a little aggressive. The US guys like to play games with girls, plus the entire grinding thing? Yuck.

The flirting/hooking up game had been therefore various in Australia!

And let’s be genuine, my man does proceed with the Aussie stereotypes-Blonde locks, surfer, beach bum and loves a great alcohol! He’s a high bloke! (impressed with my usage of Aussie slang? We bet you may be!) Anyways, i enjoy dating an Australian and here you will find the good factors why!

**This post is solely according to my experience dating a few US and Aussie guys, plus in not a way attempting to generalize the US and Australian populace. Simply preference that is personal. Soz.

1. We don’t really understand any one of their buddies real names

“Muzza”, “Jordo”, “Pinky”, “Lawz”, “Smithy”. No matter what occurred to names like “Steve”, “Tom” and “Mike”? But really? It’s weird.

AKA: He’s mysterious.

2. He could be fearless to pathetic puny standard that is american

A spider is seen by me, We scream. He is available in, sees the spider and states “that’s it?” Everyone understands that Australia has some wild and creatures that are terrifying therefore the small and unintimidating people listed below are absolutely nothing to the Aussie. And hey, they can effortlessly play down as my hero whenever a spider is caught by him!

AKA : He’s a fearless badass hero.

3. Perhaps Not meat that is having a dinner is unsatisfactory

Yes, there are vegetarian Australians, but after dating Jack and fulfilling the majority of their buddies, every dinner needed some kind of meat (mostly BBQ’d) otherwise it had been regarded as simply an appetizer. We when thought i possibly could shock Jack having a bean that is really delicious for lunch, simply to hear “but where’s the chicken?”. He really left, purchased roasted chicken, and had the neurological to place it within my soup and“There say we get. Given that’s dinner!”. Lesson learned.

AKA : He understands what he wishes and then he understands how to have it.

4. Americans love his accent

We, being one of these, demonstrably, but Jack is certainly going to your club, look at some body (being good, not flirty) and they’ll nod and turn returning to people they know. The moment he begins talking, it is just as if some body simply yelled “FREE NUTELLA. ” All eyes I hear on him- “Is that an accent adam4adam? OMG, where will you be from?” Excuse me, he’s mine. Turnaround, please.

AKA: His accent is hot.

5. Talking about accents, any such thing he claims constantly appears better

To the I am pretty sure I haven’t really listened much Jack has been saying day. I simply get too sidetracked with this accent. Jack can state, “I just made a couple of cheese curds during my pants while kissing a whale” and I also am right here like **whimper** which was hot, kiss me personally now! *blushing*

AKA: once again, their accent is hot!

6. He does if you don’t know footy well, just support the same team

Aussie guys are extremely faithful for their footy group. Jack is true of the Geelong Cats, consequently i actually do too. We hear selecting footy groups will make or break a relationship. I’ve destroyed friends over this. Choose prudently.

AKA : I suppose he’s loyal?


7. Regardless of how much you fight it, they shall constantly love their vegemite

We don’t obtain it nor can I ever comprehend it, but after going into the States, Jack misses their Vegemite. It absolutely was their go-to drunk food. It’s fundamentally solid remaining salty beer mush. Smells horrible and tastes terrible. Have always been We lacking one thing?

Some body give an explanation for appeal, please!

8. As being a Melbourne Boy, he’s an entitled coffee snob

I’ll acknowledge, Melbourne has a coffee scene that is incredible. In the event that you examine any trip guide for Melbourne, the very first thing talked about to consult with would be the laneways and cafe.

No light hearted matter! Melbournians have every right to be coffee snobs! And so the very first time Jack was at LA, he could perhaps perhaps not find a coffee, but after a year or more, forcefully, we discovered coffee shops that satisfies their coffee thirst.

Just picture being in Asia where coffee does not meet his requirements? 2 hours and an endeavor to learn mapquest that is chinese, no satisfaction.

9. Apparently speaking full worded sentences doesn’t seem sensible

“Meet me personally for a bevi this arvo?” For all the non Aussies looking over this, did anybody realize that? That suggested “let’s get a drink this afternoon.” It’s hilarious.

It is because they don’t have enough time to formulate full sentences like they shorten all their words! It should be a essential conference or something… I’ve learned to think it’s great. It’s endearing 🙂

AKA : He is efficient.

10. He wears thongs

He wears thongs confidently and does not care who’s watching! Wore their thongs as much as the truly amazing Wall of Asia, regarding the beaches of Indonesia, as well as to sporting matches. Oh, and we also call thongs, flip flops. It is nevertheless pretty strange he wore flip flops into the Great Wall of China, though…

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